It would appear that Boris Yeltsin, the former Russian Premier who oversaw his country’s transition from Soviet communism to the free market, has died, aged 76.
Jesus bit my f***ing nipple, it says something about what a giant f***ing joke of a country f***ing Russia is that a f***ing dysfunctional alkie like Yeltsin, on eight f***ing bottles of vodka a day and two f***ing bypass operations a week, could get to be in f***ing charge of it! Seriously, this was the best you Cyrillic c***s could do? You couldn’t find some f***er sleeping under a bridge using a pool of his own f***ing piss as a mattress? Or a f***ing bear to shave and put in a suit and shove in the f***ing Kremlin? God f***ing help us – the man who gave away 90% of the f***ing country’s infrastructure in return for a f***ing Dacha and six crates of f***ing potato based moonshine! They basically shoved a f***ing battery up his arse and operated him by f***ing remote control for the last f***ing five years he was in office, didn’t they? Cabbage eating c***s!